Would you believe 5 years ago I hated cheese? Well believe it or not it’s true. However thanks to the side effects of the contraceptive implant cheese is now my biggest weakness. I have no choice but to embrace this cheeky temptress and can often be found in the middle of the night chomping on a block of cheddar!

It has to be said, my relationship with cheese it quite an unhealthy one. To put it bluntly – I’m obsessed! If cheese were a man, I’d be locked up and have the key thrown away and be classified a stalker.

No matter how hard I try and resist the temptations of a creamy stilton or a mature camembert, it’s just no good, this delectable addiction has a hold on me.

So with that said, I've had enough talking about the creature. I’m off to tuck into my slab of dolcelatte that has my name written all over it!

"Smell my cheese!!"