Once upon a time a guy asked a girl
 “Will you marry me?”

The girl said “NO!”

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank Martini’s, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had sex with whomever she please....did whatever the hell the wanted, never argued, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, watched chick flicks, never wore fricken lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never...


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